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New Marijuana Study Says Everyone Knows You’re High And You’ll Likely Be Stoned Forever
According to the American Journal of Medicine, you’re not making any sense, and everyone thinks you’re weird. Everyone can smell the marijuana on your breath and on your clothes, and everyone is laughing at you.

Despite trying to act cool, you’re laughing too much, and everyone is definitely messing with you.

If you hear a noise? That’s probably the police, and you’re probably going to jail.

New research indicates that your brain got broken, and you probably shouldn’t have done this.

(Gotta love The Onion!)


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