Take, for example, David Lee Williams, 54, of Clarksville, Tennessee (please; we don’t want him).
Around 8:16 Saturday morning, police responded to a 911 call from Williams, who is apparently not an intellectual. He had called the cops and told him that he had passed out from smoking marijuana.
When the cops got to 1420 Paradise Hill Road, Room 229, South Central Village Apartments, Williams told them he did smoke the weed, but he didn’t have any left, according to the police report, writes Holly Hoechstenbach at The Leaf Chronicle.
The cops, eager to bust someone since they took the trouble to drive to a seedy apartment complex, asked the non-brilliant Williams “where the residue was.” He obligingly told them he smoked it out of a pipe and handed over a metal box containing said pipe, plus a lighter, a hemostat and two metal screens, according to the report.
The items were put into evidence.
Williams, clearly a non-genius, was charged with unlawful drug paraphernalia after he signed a Do Not Transport with EMS form.